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Front of card:
Featuring 3 traitors in hooded capes during the night with the castle entrance lit up in the background and orange script effect text at the top and bottom of the card.

Text Reads:
"Emmerson, only a traitor would share your real age..." "Emmerson" is editable.

Back of card:
The Traitors logo.

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