Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou...wait...oh crap, what do you say next?

Writer’s block isn’t just something for Elizabethan playwrights in big ruffs and fancy quills sat by flickering candlelight (trust us, you should have seen how long it took us to write that opening sentence). So, you’ve spent ages finding the perfect Valentine’s Day card for your special someone, and you have all these feelings you want to express...but...when confronted with that blank page...what on earth do you write?

Do you crack a joke? Do you profess in poetry your undying and everlasting love? How many kisses say ‘oh hey I really like you and maybe if you aren’t doing anything else this week do you think you might like to be my girlfriend? But like no pressure, I’m totally chill...’?

It can be a minefield sometimes.

Well, have no fear, help is at hand! We’ve put together a list of romantical message ideas for your main squeeze, making sure you can say how much they mean to you this Valentine’s Day.

You can also head to our Moonpig app where you can find 100s of suggested messages for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries and more!

Sentimental & Cute

Time to get those feels on paper and show them just how much you love them.

1. You make my heart skip a few extra beats every time you walk into the room. I’m absolutely smitten with you my dearest Valentine. 

2. To my main squeeze, I love you with all of my heart always and forever. 

3. Your face is my absolute favourite and there’s no one else I’d rather wake up to each morning than you. Happy Valentine’s Day my love!

4. Every day spent with you is pure magic! You fill my heart with more love than I ever thought was possible. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favourite person in the whole world. 

Flex Those Funny Bones

Remind them that they fell in love with a stand up comedian.

1. I love you with all my bum. I would say heart, but thanks to lockdown my ass is bigger.

2. I love you more than sriracha! Happy Valentine’s Day hot stuff.

3. I willy, willy, willy love you to absolute bits. Happy Valentine’s Day to my darling pickle.  

4. Happy Cupid’s Day Captain Sexy Pants. 

5. There’s no one else I’d rather share the remote with. Happy Valentine’s Day my number one Netflix-and-chiller.

6. I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed. 

7. We go together like socks and Crocs. Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner in crime. 

Feeling Cheeky?

Saucy? Naughty? Downright filthy? Oh go on then.

1. You can slide into more than my DMs. Happy Valentine’s Day stud muffin. 

2. My peach is ripe for the taking… there’s no better time to come and get your 5-a-day! 

3. There’s no one else I’d rather cover up my love bites for. Happy Valentine’s Day to my own little Dracula. 

4. I fancy the absolute pants off of you. Hint hint.

5. To my valentine, you make more than my heart throb. 

6. You are hot. Therefore I shall stare at you.

First Valentine’s Together

It’s your first February 14th as a couple, so it’s time to set the bar real low, or real high. You decide…

1. I can’t believe how lucky I am that you’re my Valentine! Best Valentine’s Day ever!

2. I never liked Valentine’s Day until I met you....thank you for turning my world upside down!

3. To our first Valentine’s Day together! Here’s to 800 more!

4. You are the most incredible person I’ve ever met, and I love you so much! Happy Valentine’s Day.

5. Is this Valentine’s Day card romantic enough for me to get lucky tonight? Tick yes or no…

6. Happy Valentine’s Day. I like like you.

Love U Long Time

Even if this is your 10th or 50th Valentine’s Day together, there are still hundreds of ways to keep it fresh and surprise them.

1. I didn’t think it was possible, but I love you more now than the day we got married. Here’s to the rest of my life loving you more than the day before.

2. We might be old now, but you’re still hot. Can’t wait to rip off your granny pants later.

3. Be kind and pretend there is an original Valentine’s message in here. Our love has now officially outlasted my creative writing skills.

4. You mean everything to me. Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only.

5. Happy Valentine’s Day! I can’t wait to keep annoying you for the rest of our lives.

Long Distance Love

When you can’t be together in person, we’ve got the perfect ways to give them the loveliest hugs with words instead.

1. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and I think at this point it’s physically impossible for me to love you more than I do. Happy Valentine’s day, from here to you.

2. I wish you were here, next to me. Naked of course.

3. You may not be here with me but you are always in my heart. I love you!

4. Even though we’re far apart, you’re still the most important person in my life. I love you my long distance Valentine!

5. I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you!

6. My dearest Agnes. Time stretches on when I am not with you, my beloved. Every second feels an eternity. This Valentine’s Day I yearn for you even more. As I write this letter, I am counting down the moments until we are no longer parted, and I feel your warm embrace once more. Yours, as always, your love.

From the Pet

Just because they can’t technically read or write (or hold a pen) doesn’t mean your beloved fur babies can’t express themselves this Valentine’s Day!

1. I love you more than anyone in the whole entire world!

2. Thank you for always picking up my poo. Happy Valentine’s Day!

3. I’m sorry for all the times I kissed you after licking my bum. I thought it was romantic. Happy Dogentine’s Day!

4. Woof woof woooooof, bark bork.

5. I BARKING LOVE YOU!

For Friends 

Who said Valentine’s Day was just for romantic love? We think friend love is just as important and deserves to be celebrated.

1. Happy Galentine’s Day to my number one gal pal! I love you always and forever. 

2. To my own personal unicorn! Happy Valentine’s Day to the best bestie in the universe. 

3. Bestie, you’re the only soul mate I need. I love you to the moon and back. Wishing you the very best Galentine’s Day!

4. You’re the Patsy to my Eddy, Nessa to my Stacey, and the Villanelle to my Eve! Wishing the happiest Galentine’s Day to my ride or die. 

For Kids

For those of us lucky enough to be parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts and big brothers & sisters, Valentine’s Day is a great time to tell our little one how much we love them.

1. Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than 1 million sweets.

2. What’s better than Superman? You!! Happy Valentine’s Day!

3. Sending love and hugs to the most adorable little Valentine I know.

4. I wish I could give my amazing grandchild a real life hug, but this card is the next best thing! Can’t wait to see you soon.

5. Who’s the cutest Valentine in the entire universe? You are!

Poems & Quotes

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Sometimes the perfect phrase you’ve been searching for has been right in front of you the entire time.

1. “I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.” - Angelita Lim

2. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” - Audrey Hepburn

3. “Take my hand, take my whole life too. For I can’t help falling in love with you.” - Elvis Presley

4. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss

5. “Roses are red, violets are blue, pick me, because I love you” - Jujubee, Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5

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