Funny Cheeky You are 70 By The Way The Worlds Oldest Person Was 122 Break A Record Birthday Card

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Candle Illustraion Birthday Card Features candle illustrations. Text reads "Lost Count... happy birthday Anthony".

Candle Illustraion Birthday Card

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card <r>Features dinasaur illustrations and a verse. Text reads "Once upon a time a really really long time ago, (Like when jesus was knocking about, or during dinosaur times or something) you were born".

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of colourful balloons. Text reads:
 "70 have the very best 70th birthday Casey-Lee!". All text can be personalised!
 Back of card: Ooh La La logo

Have The Very Best Birthday! Card

Front of card: Grey and yellow typography on white background surrounded by stars Card reads: "Terry 70 years of being totally terrific!" With editable name Back of card: Papagrazi Logo. Moonpig Logo.

Papagrazi Bright Typographic 70th Customisable Birthday Card

Not Quite Vintage But Not Long To Go! Retro 70th Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Fanny Shmelare Card

Warning 70 And Shows No Sign Of Slowing Down Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Personalised photo card with illustrated dog leaning on a large bottle of wine on a red tinted grey background 
The card reads:"70, a cool vintage"
 
Back of card: 
Hanson White logo.

Personalised Photo Illustrated Wine Bottle Dog 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: Beer Bottle Birthday Card Retro illustration of a hand holding a beer bottle. Text reads: "Denis the answer is probably not at the bottom of a beer bottle but we should check anyway.". 'Denis' can be personalised! Back of card: UK Greetings Hanson White Logo

Retro Illustration Of A Hand Holding A Beer Bottle Birthday Card

Front of card: 'Dial Wine-Nine-Nine!' Birthday Card Retro illustration of a glass of wine. Text reads: "Layla birthday emergency dial wine-nine-nine!". 'Layla' can be personalised! Back of card: UK Greetings Hanson White Logo

Retro Illustration Of A Glass Of Wine Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring three brightly coloured balloons that spell out 'WOW'. There is text above with a large number 18. Text reads: "18...Annnnnd just like that you're an adult now. WOW" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Just Like That You're An Adult 18th Birthday Balloon Card

Front of Card: Featuring a brightly coloured, screen printed effect design of two party poppers and confetti. Text reads: "21 excellent reasons to party!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

21 Excellent Reasons To Party Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring a handwritten, humorous checklist related to being 30. Text reads: "30. Pining for 29!. Hoping you'll be asked for ID!. Staying in!. Commiseration drinks!. Longer hangovers!." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Funny Checklist 30th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a blue saucepan with a large number 40. Text reads: "40. One day you're young and cool, the next day you have a favourite pan." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Favourite Saucepan Humorous 40th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring brightly coloured, screen printed style illustrations of a hand turning a thermostat dial and a lightbulb. Text reads: "50. It's your Birthday, go wild! Turn up the thermostat. Switch on unnecessary lights." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Go Wild Turn Up The Thermostat Funny 50th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a pencil and a humorous checklist that reads 'older' and 'wiser'. Older has been ticked. Text reads: "60 Older Wiser." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Funny Checklist Older Wiser 60th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a radio. There is a large, green number 80 at the top of the card. Text reads: "80 An oldie but a goodie." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Oldie But A Goodie Radio 80th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold yellow typography on a purple background with the number 30 above in blue. Text reads: "30, Don't worry, you're still cool, It's just not as obvious." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

30th Still Cool Cheeky Typography Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold purple typography on a yellow background with the number 50 above in green. Text reads: "50, Expect that brings to mind a few other words also beginning with f." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

50th Few Other Words Funny Typography Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold white typography on a red background with the number 60 in blue above. Text reads: "60, Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

60th Old Enough But Young Enough Typography Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold blue typography on a green background with the number 80 above in yellow. Text reads: "80, but still only 27 in celcius!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

80th Only 27 In Celcius Cheeky Typography Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold black typography at the top of the card on a blue background with an illustration of two women enjoying themselves, one holding a bottle of wine and the other wearing a party hat, holding a glass. Text reads: "Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Old Enough To Know Better Partying Illustrated  Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring three illustrations of how to stay young on your birthday surrounded by black bold outlined typography. Text reads: "1. Get plenty of exercise. 2. Eat a well-balanced Diet. 3. Lie about your age!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Three Rules For Staying Young Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a rosy-cheeked tortoise wearing a party hat with bold black typography above and below on a white background. Text reads: "How old? Never mind...you may be older than you've ever been before...but you're also younger than you'll ever be again!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Older Than You Have Ever Been Cheeky Tortoise Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a hand holding up a glass of red wine with black typography on a cream background. Text reads: "Remember on your birthday that too much alcohol isn't good for you so only have one glass...and just keep filling it up!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

One Glass Alcohol Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a person holding a bag, using their mobile phone to pay for their shopping with a sign hanging in the background with blue and red typography. Text reads: "Nobody uses cash anymore. Beep!" "Shame I was going to put some inside this card!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Nobody Uses Cash Anymore Shopping Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a spider hanging from a drainpipe holding a birthday with white and black typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Just an incy wincy bit older...so blow off the cobwebs and party!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Incy Wincy Spider Party Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a hare in a bathtub, in a fridge and hiding behind a sofa with black, pink and blue typography on a white background. Text reads: "Grey hares appearing in unusual places? That's what birthdays will do to you!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Grey Hairs Humourous Hare Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of 4 people swimming in a pool with humourous black and red typography on a cream background. Text reads: "Celebrating another birthday is like finding that warm spot in the pool...It feels great until you start thinking about it!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Warm Spot Funny Swimming Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a bottle of wine and glass of red wine. There is a large, purple number 70 at the top of the card. Text reads: "70 That's got to be worth opening a decent bottle of wine for!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

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