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Front of card: Illustration of Derek, Netlix, Kev. Text reads: "8 ounces of pure blood sausage coming right at ya!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

All Things Banter Humour Illustration Netlix Valentine's Card

Happy I Shaved For You Day Funny Valentine's Card

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card

Rude Funny Cupcake Cock Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Funny Dolls The Reason I Get Up Everyday Card

Front of card: 'You make life...' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant teal background. Text reads: "You make life a lot less shit x". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Teal Background Valentines Day Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny We Go Together Like Boobs And Bra Card

Funny Cheeky Rude We Go Together Like Boobs And Bra Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Front of Card: Illustration of handwritten typography on a black background with naughty emoji's The card reads: "Your DM's aren't the only thing I'll be sliding into..." Back of card: Craic On logo.

Craic On Illustrated Valentine's Naughty Emoji Dating App Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

Dean Morris Bang You On The Coffee Table Rude Valentine's Day Card

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Front of card: Illustration of two bedroom pillows and snoring Zzz with hand lettering on dark blue background Card reads: "Love conquers all, even snoring". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Valentines Snoring Illustrated Pillows Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jam and Toast Love Is In The Air Funny Valentines Day Card

Show Me Your Dik Dik Rude Funny Valentine's Card

Rude Cheeky Peach Love Funny Valentines Day Card

Mungo And Shoddy Sexy Peel Banana Funny Valentine's Day Card

I would pee on you Jellyfish Valentines Day Card

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Cheeky dog Floppy Bits Funny Card

Front of card: Cheeky Birthday Card Humourous typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Wishing you lots of happiness* *With a silent 'Ha' ". Back of card: UK Greetings Hanson White Logo

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