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Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a foot on a teal background. Text reads:
 "Thanks for keeping my abnormally cold feet warm I don't know what they'd do without you!". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

Thanks For Keeping My Abnormally Cold Feet Warm Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Funny Dolls Love Is Cold Feet Card

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

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Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops I Love Every Bone In Your Body Card

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Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Handwritten typography with a photo frame surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "Loved you yesterday love you still always have always will". Back of card: Sea & Tea logo

Handwritten Typography With A Photo Frame Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bedroom pillows and snoring Zzz with hand lettering on dark blue background Card reads: "Love conquers all, even snoring". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Valentines Snoring Illustrated Pillows Love Card

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I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bears sitting on the moon surrounded by stars. Text reads: "Jack love you to the moon and back". 'Jack' can be personalised! Back of card: Love Lucy Illustration logo

Illustration Of Two Bears Sitting On The Moon Surrounded By Stars Card

Illustrated To My Significant Otter Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

I Have A Kiss Waiting For You Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

Speeding Ticket Funny Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Speeding Ticket Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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