Front of card: Featuring a small silhouette icon of a balloon and a single line of text below it, on a green background. Text reads: "You have been alive for several years." Back of card: Deadpan logo.

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Front of card: Featuring a hand-painted Illustration of a pair of legs wearing Crocs clogs with long white socks on in the centre with bold text below on a yellow background. Text reads: "Those tiny holes; it's where your dignity leaks out. Happy Birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Those Tiny Holes It's Where Your Dignity Leaks Out Illustrated Crocs Clogs Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold, playful yellow text on a red background with a pink wavy lines pattern. Text reads: "Born to be wilm until 9PM." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Born To Be Wild Until 9PM Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a simple smiley face illustration with text below on a white background. Text reads: "Hope your Birthday is as nice as your face!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Face Illustrated Smile Face Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text with a mobile phone icon containing the TikTok logo on a blue-coloured background. Text reads: "Too young for birdwatching too old for TikTok." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Too Young For Birdwatching Too Old For TikTok Birthday Card

Scribbler Another Year Closer To The Release Of Death Illustrated Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold, handwritten text inside a pink frame with a red squiggly border on an off-white-coloured background. Text reads: "Don't worry there is always botox." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Don't Worry There Is Always Botox Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of a person wrapped snugly in a white blanket, with only their head and one arm visible, wearing a green checkered shirt. Above the illustration, the text humorously reads, "One minute you’re young and fun, next you’re excited by cancelled plans and fresh bedding," capturing the relatable shift in priorities as one ages. The person in the illustration has a speech bubble saying, "Leave me alone," adding to the card's playful tone. Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler One Minute You're Young And Fun Next You're Excited By Cancelled Plans Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white and dark pink typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Sister, most of the time, I wish you were never born! But you were, so Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Sister I Wish You Were Never Born Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on a green-coloured background. Text reads: "You're sixty! Yay, free bus pass!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Sixty Yay Free Bus Pass Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "You're fifty! The age where you know what you're doing, but your body won't let you!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Fifty Your Body Won't Let You Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a cheerful wrapped Birthday present character with a big red bow and hand-drawn text above and below on a vibrant yellow-coloured background. Text reads: "My presence is your present." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler My Presence Is Your Present Illustrated Birthday Present Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "I won’t comment on your age, that joke is old… …like you!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Won’t Comment On Your Age That Joke Is Old Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickled onions with comical, human-like expressions, each onion appearing to be intoxicated. Above the jar, the text reads “Pickled Onions.” The onions inside have speech bubbles with humorous phrases such as “I’m not as drunk as you think I am!”, “You should text your ex!”, “I done a wee”, and “Hey guys, did I tell you I love you?”. The playful design and witty puns create a light-hearted and amusing card, perfect for bringing a smile to someone’s face. Text reads: "Pickled onions. You should text your ex! Hey guys, did I tell you I love you? I done a wee. I'm not as drunk as you think I am!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Pickled Onions Illustrated Pickle Onions Humour Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a drag queen dressed in a top adorned with a vibrant blue and pink floral pattern with white text to their right on a blue-coloured background Text reads: "Don't play. Slay!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Don't Play Slay Illustrated Drag Queen Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute, cartoon koala standing on a pink background with a white grid pattern. The koala is wearing a striped party hat and is holding a pink balloon in one hand. Its eyes are closed, giving it an excited or joyful expression. Above the koala, there's a playful pun written in bold black text: "Koalified to party!" which combines "qualified" and "koala" for a fun, celebratory message. The overall design is cheerful and whimsical, perfect for a party or festive occasion. Text reads: "Koalified to party!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Koalified To Party Illustrated Koala Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on an orange-coloured background. Text reads: "I was addicted to the hokey cokey but I turned myself around." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Addicted To The Hokey Cokey Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold playful, hand-drawn white and teal text adorned with little white stars on a vibrant pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Is it weird being the same age as old people." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Is It Weird Being The Same Age As Old People Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring hand-drawn text with two checkboxes, one has a tick in it on a paper effect background. Text reads: "Why is your card late? a) I forgot. b) the postman hates you." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why Is Your Card Late Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "You are my brother and it is your Birthday. Happy Birthday" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Brother And It Is Your Birthday Typographic Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cute cats. Text reads: "Happy birthday from the cat". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler From The Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on a pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Cousin, you're like a sister to me, extremely annoying. Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Cousin You're Like A Sister To Me Extremely Annoying Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring nine different fatherhood-related hairstyles, each with a playful name. These include “The Steve McDonald,” a classic hairstyle; “Baldilocks and the Three Hairs,” depicting a balding head with three hairs; “Hole Lot of Fun,” showing hair around the sides and none on top; “Fear the Beard,” featuring a prominent beard; “Dude! Where’s My Hair?,” an entirely bald head; “Growing Apart,” a receding hairline; “Gone Today, Hair Tomorrow,” blonde hair swept over the top; “Breaking Bald,” with glasses and stubble; and “I Think I’m Growing A Mole. Don’t Care,” showing the back of a balding head. Each illustration adds a touch of humour to the realities of dad hairstyles. Text reads: "Dad Hair Day." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Dad Hair Day Illustrated Hairstyles Birthday Or Father's DayCard

Front of card: Featuring hand-lettered text in the centre on a pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Daughter, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Daughter I Preferred You When You Were Younger Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were Younger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text with the word 'Holidays' struck out, there are little hand-drawn holly adorning the text on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "Happy H̶o̶l̶i̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ Birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Happy H̶o̶l̶i̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ Birthday Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring underlined handwritten black text with a hand-drawn pair of glasses below on a white background. Text reads: "If you can read this you're not as old as I thought you were." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler If You Can Read This You're Not As Old As I Thought You Were Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold multicoloured playful text surrounded by colourful spots on an off-white coloured background. Text reads: "You're not getting old, you've been old for a while now." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Not Getting Old You've Been Old For A While Now Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold playful, in-your-face text on a vibrant yellow-coloured background. Text reads: "Many years ago a legend was born. It wasn't you though." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Many Years Ago A Legend Was Born Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase, underlined handwritten typography on a pink-coloured background. Text reads: "You look more and more like your mum with every year you age. Sorry." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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