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You're A Nice Bit Of Crumpet Funny Cute Valentine's Card

Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Cheeky Honest Relationship Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical Funny Good Looking Clever You Remind Me A Lot Of Me Card

Funny Dolls I Love You Even Though Card

Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Yellow Background Valentines Day Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

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I'm So Happy I Didn't Ghost You Cute Pink Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Funny Cheeky Photographic Peach Anniversary Card Front of card: Features a photo of a peach. It has been doodled over with eyes, a mouth and arms. The peach is holding a heart-shaped balloon. Text reads: "I Love Your Eyes, I Love Your Smile, But Mostly I Love Your...." -fixed text. Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo.

Funny Cheeky Photographic Peach Anniversary Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

Jolly Awesome You Make Me Crumb Cookie Card

You Are Annoying But I Love You Dinosaur Funny Valentine's Card

Kate Smith Co. is here to make you smile. We want to help you find your happy — and inspire you to share your happy with others. Because we believe that the simple act of making another human smile has ripple effects. And when people think about each other more, the world becomes a happier place — one cheesy pun, one silly doodle, one greeting card at a time. Front of card: Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card, feautures two slices of toast characters holding hands. No need to fly in the fancy bubbly when you can give a much cuter toast to your favorite human with this adorable Valentine's Day card. Text reads: "A little Valentine's toast to us". Back of card: Kate Smith Co. logo with tagline "Making humans smile"

Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card

Mungo And Shoddy Type Things To The Moon And Back Card

Hey Wanna Fork and Spoon Afterwards Funny Card

I Love You A Waffle Lot Cute Illustration Card

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Hold My Calls Black And White Personalised Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

Valentine's Cards Are Full Of Rude Innuendos But I Still Want To Give You One Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card

You Give Me A Warm Feeling Inside Hot Water Bottle Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver in water. Text reads: "To my wife, this isn’t the only wet beaver we’ll be seeing today!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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