Three Sheets To The Wind Energy Crisis Birthday Card Features a black and white retro image of a woman. Text reads "Happy birthday Lauren It wasn't the 'three sheets to the wind' she was hoping for... due to the cost of running a tumble dryer during an energy crisis".

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Cups Of Tea Energy Crisis Birthday Card Features an illustration of a kettle and mug. Text reads "Mum, there's an energy crisis!!! You'll have to cut down to just the 25 cups of tea per day. Happy Birthday".

Cups Of Tea Energy Crisis Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring a cartoon illustration of a brain labelled "The Nan Brain," with humorous and affectionate labels for different parts of the brain.
 
Text reads: 
"The nan brain, advice centre, patience cortex, cleaning cerebellum, cake cortex, treat gland, cooking lobe, cuddle centre, wisdom gland".
 
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The Nan Brain Card

Front of card: Quirky Illustration of a smart meter. Text reads: "Happy Birthday! I know your age but I'm not saying very smart meter". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

I know Your Age But I'm Not Saying Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on pink graph paper. Text reads: "Girl maths if you go shopping and don't look at your bank account after... It didn't happen!". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

Girl Maths Birthday Card

Front of card: Hourglass Birthday Card Illustration of an hourglass. Text reads: "And so another year slips through life's hourglass. (I'd start drinking now if I were you, Dave.)". '(I'd start drinking now if I were you, Dave.)' can be personalised! Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Illustration Of An Hourglass Birthday Card

Front of card: Old Person's Birthday Card Illustration of a walking frame. Text reads: "Old person's birthday card. (happy birthday Dave)". '(happy birthday Dave) can be personalised! Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Illustration Of A Walking Frame Old Person's Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cake with a backdrop of the Northern lights. Text reads: "there are so many candles on your birthday cake we can recreate the Northern Lights. Back of card: Running with scissors logo

So Many Candles On Your Birthday Cake Card

Happy Birthday 2U Card Features and illustration of a celebrity. Text reads "Happy birthday u2".

Happy Birthday 2U Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a nacho character on an orange background. Text reads: "Nacho average uncle happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nacho Average Uncle Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cheerios on a blue background. Text reads: "What will I do without you?, oh bye then, best of luck!, take me with you, some of us will miss you, adios amigo, you’re dead to us, cheerio!, stay! you’ll never make new friends!, I'm sad you’re leaving, see ya later, alligator!, congrats, on escaping this hell hole". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Cheerio Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bunch of red roses on an off white background. Text reads: "Wife, choosing your card was hard, but I rose to the occasion". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Rose To The Occasion Wife Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Happy birthday brother you old codger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Brother You Old Codger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a smelly milk carton character. Text reads: "You're so old that if you were milk... I'd have to give you a sniff first!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're So Old That Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: " You were an accident". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Humorous You Were An Accident Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of pea on a blue background. Text reads: "I'm sorry for making you pee everytime you sneeze". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I’m Sorry For Making You Pee Everytime You Sneeze Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a tiger on a white background. Text reads: "One fierce momma". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler One Fierce Momma Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver in water. Text reads: "To my wife, this isn’t the only wet beaver we’ll be seeing today!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Wife This Isn’t The Only Wet Beaver We’ll Be Seeing Today Card

Front of card: Featuring a pink and yellow pie chart on a white background. Text reads: "What shall we do for your birthday: get naked, get naked but in yellow". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Girlfriend What Shall We Do For Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cute cats. Text reads: "Happy birthday from the cat". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler From The Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a pink and purple background. Text reads: "Nan, do you remember when you were young… probably not!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nan Do You Remember When You Were Young Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a t-shirt on a blue background. Text reads: "Sister, I'll wish you a happy birthday when you stop stealing my clothes!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Sister I’ll Wish You A Happy Birthday When Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase typography on a peach background. Text reads: "You are my son and it is your birthday. happy birthday.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Son And It Is Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a grumpy pint of bitter character on a teal background. Text reads: "Grandad you’re getting bitter in your old age but you’re still the best there is!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Grandad You’re Getting Bitter In Your Old Age Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an green background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were a baby. You didn’t backchat.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were A Baby Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Niece, I am so glad you grew into your face, you had us all worried for a while. Happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece So Glad You Grew Into Your Face Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two mouldy cheese characters. Text reads: "Happy birthday to my husband. Here’s to growing mold together!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Here’s To Growing Mold Together Husband Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "Why I sent you this card. We’re cousins and it’s your birthday. My mum made me.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why I Sent You This Card Cousin Birthday Card

Front of card: Have A Ball Funny Pun Birthday Card Illustration of a tennis ball with candles on top. Text reads: "Have a ball!". Back of card: Teepee Creations logo

Illustration Of A Tennis Ball With Candles On Top Have A Ball Funny Pun Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a beaver on a blue background. Text reads: "Dam your old mum". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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