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Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card
Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card
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Large Card - $7.99 - Moonpig favourite - Dimensions: 205 x 290 mm
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Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card - As it was his birthday, Colin decided to treat himself to a nice long poo. FFS.
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