Front of card: A humorous and cheeky Valentine's Day card featuring big bold white text on a pink background, the text has a love heart below it. Text reads: "My boobs would be so lovely without you touching them all the time." Back of card: Gift Delivery logo.

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Front of card: Featuring a simplistic style illustration of a mobile phone. On the screen is bold red and green typography. Text reads: "Our love conquers all, even the fact you have an android." Back of card: Studio Doodles logo.

Funny Android Phone Typographical Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white typography on a red background. Text reads: "You seduced me with your nerdy ways." Back of card: Studio Doodles logo.

Nerdy Ways Typographical Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a keyboard button with text on and around it, and two tick boxes below it. There are soft pink, red and green hearts, with script text on a soft pink background. Text reads: "Shall we soft launch? Yes. No." Back of card: Line and Colour logo.

Shall We Hard Launch Cheeky Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white typography in the shape of a heart. Text reads: "Ewww gross I got you a Valentine's Day card". Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo

Ewww Gross I Got You A Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white typography on a red background. Text reads: "You're pretty awesome and totally worth all the BS." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Worth All The BS Typography Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute illustration of a cat holding a heart with bold white typography within it on a red background. Text reads: "I hate you the least." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Cat And Heart Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a couple in bed holding hands with black capitalised typography above, on a white background. Text reads: "I'm not bored of you yet!" Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Not Bored Of You Yet Couple In Bed Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of 2 pink French fancy cakes with black capitalised typography above underlined in pink on a white background. Text reads: "I (French) Fancy You." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

French Fancy You Cake Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute cartoon illustration of a toaster and toast with love hearts on a pink background and a white speech bubble above the toaster containing black typography. Text reads: "I want you inside me..." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Toaster And Toast Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white typography on a red background. Text reads: "You're like breakfast: Great in bed." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Great In Bed Typography Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Hubba Hubba Card Retro typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Hubba Hubba". Back of card: Studio Boketto logo

Retro Typography On A Pink Background Hubba Hubba Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a laptop on a pink background. Text reads: "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Hotter Than The Bottom Of My Laptop Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a laptop on a pink background. Text reads: "Wife, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Wife You’re Hotter Than The Bottom Of My Laptop Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two, cheery pieces of tofu characters and handwritten text on a bright yellow-coloured background. Text reads: "I want tofu-ck you!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Want Tofu*k You Illustrated Tofu Love Card

Front of card: Featuring a playful pun with the text “Send me noods” in bold red letters at the top, accompanied by an illustration of two chopsticks holding noodles above a smiling ramen bowl, suggesting a humorous twist on the word “noods” as a playful stand-in for “nudes.” The background is pink with a grid pattern resembling graph paper, adding to the card’s lighthearted and whimsical feel. Text reads: "Send me noods." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Send Me Noods Illustrated Ramen Bowl Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten black text with a simple, hand-drawn pink rosette on a white background. Text reads: "To my girlfriend, you earned it! Nice arse." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Girlfriend Nice Arse Illustrated Rosette Card

Front of card: Featuring a playful and minimalistic design, featuring three red roses with smiling faces below the pun-filled message in a black, handwritten-style font, all set against a soft peach background, combining light-hearted humour with a cute, simple illustration for a fun, romantic tone. Text reads: "Boyfriend. Choosing your card was hard, but I rose to the occasion!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Boyfriend Rose To The Occasion Illustrated Roses Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten black text with a simple, hand-drawn teal rosette on a white background. Text reads: "To my boyfriend, you earned it! Mr. Big Dick." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Girlfriend My Big D*** Illustrated Rosette Card

Front of card: Featuring a playful cartoon of a beaver in water, accompanied by a cheeky message in handwritten-style font. The design uses light-hearted humour and a double entendre, with a simple, cute illustration style and soft colours, creating a fun and casual tone. Text reads: "To my Girlfriend, this isn't the only wet beaver we'll be seeing today!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Girlfriend This Isn't The Only Wet Beaver We'll Be Seeing Today Illustrated Beaver Card

Front of card: Featuring red typography on a cream background with the word "Hangry" underlined with a heart underneath it. Text reads: "I love you even when I'm hangry!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Love You When Im Hangry Typography Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two olives with faces on & black typography and love hearts above on a blue background. Text reads: "Olive You!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Olive You Olives Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring colourful typography on a blue background with pink hearts. Text reads: "I like you more than I originally planned!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

More Than I Originally Planned Typography Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pigeon holding an envelope in his beak with bold pink 3D effect typography above, on a yellow background with love hearts. Text reads: "I'd Poo On You!" Back of card: Scribbler logo

Poo On You Pigeon Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a chocolate finger with the word "Girlfriend & "finger" on the packaging on a pink background with red love hearts and bold white typography. Text reads: "Girlfriend, Cheeky Valentine's finger?" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Chocolate Bar Illustrated Valentines Day Girlfriend Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bottom with a love heart tattoo and pink love hearts surrounding it, with white typography on the left-hand side on a pink background. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's Day to your beautiful booty!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Beautiful Booty Bottom Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of 3 cartoon penises and love hearts with bold red typography in the centre of the card, all on a cream background. Text reads: "You're a dick, but you're my dick!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

You're My D**k Rude Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two cute ghosts on a blue patterned background with white, red and gold love hearts and white and gold chalk effect text. Text reads: "You're my boo! Happy Valentine's." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

My Boo Ghost Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of colourful hearts with gold foil script effect typography above, all on a pink background. Text reads: "To the one I love." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Jar Of Hearts Illustrated Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a red background. Text reads: "Valentine if you didn't fart so much you'd be perfect!". Back of card: UKG logo

If You Didn't Fart So Much You'd Be Perfect! Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on a white background with a pink heart underneath. Text reads: "From your romantically challenged partner." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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