Uncensored Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: Text reads: "This birthday card is uncensored".

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Front of card: You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card Illustration of a popular YouTube influencer. Text reads: "Happy birthday you're now in your...prime". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card

Front of card: No Longer In Your Prime! Birthday Card Illustration of a popular YouTube influencer. Text reads: "No longer in your .. prime". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

No Longer In Your Prime! Birthday Card

Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a thermostat. Text reads: "Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes!"

Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes Card

No Money Inside Strike Card Features an illustration of 2 poeple standing by a sign. Text reads: "Happy birthday there was supposed to be a fiver in this card... But the people who put the money in cards are on strike!!".

No Money Inside Strike Card

Front of card: 
Featuring vibrant typography on a grid pattern background.
 
Text reads: 
"Happy birthday to my favourite sibling".
 
Back of card: 
Ooh I like that Design logo

To My Favourite Sibling Birthday Card

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Pisces

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Gemini

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Leo

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Virgo

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - libra

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Scorpio

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Sagittarius

Front of card: Birthday Card Illustration of a spring chicken. Text reads: "Happy birthday to a spring chicken". Back of card: Lucilla Lavender logo

Illustration Of A Spring Chicken Birthday Card

Objectables Got a Child To Draw a Card Funny Birthday Card

Objectables Worthless Antiques Celebrity Funny Card

Objectables Over Budget Tv Celebrity Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bowl of guacamole and 3D typography on an orange background. Text reads: “Not only is it national guacamole day in September it’s also your birthday. Yummo!". Back of card: Objectables Logo

September Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a toilet character wearing a party hat and 3D typography on a yellow background. Text reads: “Not only is it world toilet day in November it’s also your birthday. What a relief!". Back of card: Objectables Logo

November Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a black and white cow wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Birthday mooo-d." Back of card: Poppy Loughtman logo.

Birthday MOOOOd Funny Cow Card

Padam Padam Birthday Card Features text that reads "At least singing "Happy Birthday to you" will give us a break from Padam Padam".

Padam Padam Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Happy birthday brother you old codger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Brother You Old Codger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: " You were an accident". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Humorous You Were An Accident Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were Younger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an green background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were a baby. You didn’t backchat.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were A Baby Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Niece, I am so glad you grew into your face, you had us all worried for a while. Happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece So Glad You Grew Into Your Face Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "Why I sent you this card. We’re cousins and it’s your birthday. My mum made me.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why I Sent You This Card Cousin Birthday Card

Have A Quality Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a cup of coffee and 3D typography on an orange background. Text reads: “Not only is it international coffee day in October it’s also your birthday. Nice!". Back of card: Objectables Logo

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