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Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

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Funny Dolls I Love You Even Though Card

Front of card: 'You make life...' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant teal background. Text reads: "You make life a lot less shit x". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Teal Background Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man on a pink background with a loveheart pattern with text above him The text reads: "I like you and if you can't handle that you can just you know fuck off" Back of card: White background with the Citrus Bunn logo. Moonpig logo.

Citrus Bunn Funny Illustration I Like You If You Can't Handle That Just F*ck Off Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny The Only Reason I Love You Boobs Card

Funny Cheeky Rude The Only Reason I Love You Boobs Card

Front of Card: Funny, typographic design of white text on a red background. There's an illustration of a lightbulb at the top of the card. Text reads: "The Cost Of Energy Might Be Going Up But It Costs Nothing To Turn Me On".
 
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Funny Typographic Energy Crisis Valentine's Day Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Emotional Rescue Rude Card

Its Hard To Find A Girlfriend who is Anniversary Card

Funny Rude He Took Her To A Romantic Spot And Popped The Question Dogging Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Front of Card: Design shows a drawing of a bottle of mint and tea tree shower gel, with hand drawn text above and below it. Text reads: "You make my bits tingle." Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo.

You Make My Bits Tingle Funny Lucy Maggie Valentines Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Cut out paper, craft style card. The cut out paper shapes are combined together to form letters. Text reads: "Charlie, This Card Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight". Back of card: Paper Type logo.

Cheeky Craft Style Design This Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight Valentine's Day Card

I like big buns and I cannot lie Valentines Day Card

I Want To Be On You Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

Valentine's Cards Are Full Of Rude Innuendos But I Still Want To Give You One Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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