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Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Rude Funny Thought You Were A Twat Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical Funny Good Looking Clever You Remind Me A Lot Of Me Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of a male and female doll sat at a table eating Tacos Text reads: "It's OK if you fall apart sometimes so do Tacos and they're still fucking delicious"> Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Funny Photographic Image Of Two Dolls Eating Tacos It's OK If You Fall Apart Sometimes Card

Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Yellow Background Valentines Day Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

Hand Drawn Underwear Fancy The Pants Valentines Card

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Rude Card

Its Hard To Find A Girlfriend who is Anniversary Card

Funny Rude He Took Her To A Romantic Spot And Popped The Question Dogging Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jolly Awesome Send Noods Humour Birthday Card

Cartoon Sherlock Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Cartoon Sherlock Personalised Birthday Card

Vintage Diving Board Couple Photo Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Diving Board Couple Photo Card

Objectables Funny Leaving Card

So Happy You Are Leaving
Now More People Can Find Out How Amazing You Are

Objectables Funny Leaving Card

You're The Chutney To My Samosa Funny Cute Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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