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Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Funny Valentines Day Card

Funny Dolls I Love You Even Though Card

Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Yellow Background Valentines Day Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

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You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Super Stud Of A Certain Strength Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Super Stud Of A Certain Strength Personalised Name Card

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I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jolly Awesome Living our Best Lives Humour Card

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You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Valentines Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Funny naughty card with cut out of a couple The text reads: "Let's go to bed and have raunchy, wild, hot, fabulous, passionate sex" "Sport's on the telly" Back of card: White background with the Go La La logo

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