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You're A Nice Bit Of Crumpet Funny Cute Valentine's Card

Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Rude Funny Thought You Were A Twat Card

How We Should Spend Your Birthday Personalised Card - Boyfriend

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical Can I Lick Your Candy Stick Card

Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Yellow Background Valentines Day Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

Lets Get Naked Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Emotional Rescue Rude Card

Rude Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Its Hard To Find A Girlfriend who is Anniversary Card

Front of card: Illustration of a red shaded pie chart heart with you, pizza and my dog with hand lettering on cream background Card reads: "My heart belongs to...You, Pizza, The Dog". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Illustrated Heart Valentines Dog Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic text "Are you doing anything later? me, for example?" Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo. Moonpig logo.

Mungo And Shoddy Are You Doing Anything Later? Funny Anniversay Card

I Have A Kiss Waiting For You Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Udon Know What You Mean To Me Funny Pun Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

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