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Let Me Rub Your Spicy Meat Celeb Spoof Card

Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Cheeky Honest Relationship Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Funny Valentines Day Card

Funny Dolls Love Is Letting One Another Know Card

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny To Do List You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Handwritten typography with a photo frame surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "Loved you yesterday love you still always have always will". Back of card: Sea & Tea logo

Handwritten Typography With A Photo Frame Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Rude Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bedroom pillows and snoring Zzz with hand lettering on dark blue background Card reads: "Love conquers all, even snoring". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Valentines Snoring Illustrated Pillows Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Illustrated To My Significant Otter Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

I Have A Kiss Waiting For You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a duck gifting a rose to a mallard. Text reads: "To my lovely wife I'm quackers about you". All text can be personalised! Back of card: Paper Shed Designs, Bucklebury Wood logo

I'm Quackers About You Card

I would pee on you Jellyfish Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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