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Your Birthday Is Going To Be Epic Humorous Typographic Birthday Card
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Front of card:
This greeting card features a playful and sarcastic message in bold white text on a purple background, reading “Your Birthday Is Going To Be Pathetic.” The word “Pathetic” is crossed out and replaced with the word “Perfect” in a handwritten font, adding a humorous twist to the card’s tone.

Typographic card. Text reads: “Your Birthday is going to be epic. (Original message: "Your Birthday is going to be pathetic.")"

Back of card:
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