The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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Additional Information
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Alcohol Gift

Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

From first light to last dark, this selection of T2 all-time favourite black and herbal blends will help you make the most of every hour of your day. Whether your day is spent in the office, at home or globetrotting the world, this is the perfect companion pack for every tea lover.
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Additional Information
Packed into a colourful, recyclable cardboard box.
Contains 32 x Tea/Tisane Teabags in Sachets:
8 x French Earl Grey
8 x Melbourne Breakfast
8 x Sleep Tight
8 x The Quiet Mind
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Ingredients:
French Earl Grey:Black tea, hibiscus, natural and artificial bergamot flavouring (2%), rose petals, sunflower petals, natural and artificial flavouring, mallow flowers
Melbourne Breakfast:Black tea, artificial vanilla flavouring
Sleep Tight:Lemon balm (91%), lavender, rose petals
The Quiet Mind:Rosehip, apple, peppermint, chamomile (5%), ashwagandha root (4%), elderberry, lemongrass, lavender, sage, strawberry leaves, eucalyptus (2%), linden, natural flavouring, ginseng, blue mallow petals, echinacea

Chocolates

T2 Dawn Till Dusk Tea Bag Gift Pack

Dark chocolate cookie with oats, coconut and dark fudgy chocolate chips throughout. The perfect bite-sized bikkie by Charlie&rsquo;s Fine Food Co.
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Additional Information Ingredients: Wheat Flour [Vitamins (Thiamin, Folate)], Unsalted Butter (Milk), Dark Couverture Chocolate [Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin)], Caster Sugar, Golden Syrup, Rolled Oats, Egg, Cocoa Powder, Coconut, Baking Powder and Salt. Contains Gluten (from Wheat), Milk, Egg and Soy. May contain traces of Peanuts, Sesame, Sulphites and Tree Nuts."

Chocolate Fudge Button Bikkies

Behold: the ultimate seasoning pack for the grill master in your life. This set includes five perfectly balanced dry rubs that are all kinds of sweet, salty and spicy, and when combined with different meat, seafood and vegetables, the potential flavour combinations are endless
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Includes:
1 x Mango &amp; Smoked Habanero Seasoning 35gm
1 x Garlic Everything Salt Seasoning 100gm
1 x Basting BBQ Sauce 125gm
1 x Pit Master Rub 100 gm
1 x Sizzling Steak Pepper Crust 100gm

BBQ Boss

Fire up the grill and get ready to impress with the Glasseye Creek Twin Pack! This dynamic duo of sauces is the perfect partner for any BBQ enthusiast. Whether you're marinating, basting, or just adding a splash of flavour, these bottles of pure deliciousness are here to elevate your culinary game. Packed with rich, bold flavours and a touch of Kiwi ingenuity, Glasseye Creek sauces are the go-to for mouth-watering meals.
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Additional Information 1 x Pretty Hot Meat Sauce 420g 1 x Wild Meat Sauce 420g

Glasseye Creek Sauce Co Twin Pack

Celebrate your dad this Father's Day with our Old Mate and Ripper Organic Cotton Crew Sock Pack. These cosy and charming socks are perfect for the dad who&rsquo;s always got your back &ndash; a gift that&rsquo;s as fun and reliable as he is!
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Additional Information One pair of Ripper Green colour socks with white and yellow
One pair of Old Mate Black colour socks with white and maroon
One size fits most
Made from organic cotton blend - 90% Organic Cotton, 5% Nylon, 5% Spandex.
Super Stretchy and Comfortable

Gadgets & Novelties

Banabae Old Mate and Ripper Crew Sock Pack

Know someone who&rsquo;s always on-the-go? The ""Booked and Busy"" KeepCup gift set &ndash; complete with a reusable Brew Cork cup for hot drinks and then switch to the Longplay Cold Cup for refreshing chilled beverages &ndash; is perfect for keeping them caffeinated, eco-friendly, and smiling!
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Additional Information Contains: 1 x L 16oz/454ml Cold Cup Longplay | 1 x M 12oz/340ml Brew Cork
Care: Handwash Brew Cork. Longplay is dishwasher safe, however acids and oils from dishwasher from dishwasher may cloud the clear plastic so handwash is recommended; fully disassemble Longplay products to prevent moisture build up between sleeve and glass.
Materials: Cork: Tempered glass cup, cork band, PP alloy sipper lid and LDPE plug. Longplay: tempered glass cup, silicone band and gasket, co-polyester sleeve, straw lid and straw.

KeepCup Black Gift Set

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Seasonal Cutbacks Cartoon Illustrated Christmas Card

Mug design: Featuring Boofle with a photo frame decorated with festive foliage. Text reads: "Merry Christmas”.

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Boofle Photo Upload Christmas Mug

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Funny Rude Illustrated Here's Your Christmas Card

Front of card: This Western-style Christmas greeting card features a cheerful cowboy Santa holding a lasso, dressed in festive attire with cowboy boots and a hat, standing next to a cactus decorated with string lights and a Santa hat, surrounded by playful star accents on a textured tan background. Text reads "Howdy partner." Back of card: Relevant Studio logo.

Howdy Partner Illustrated Cowboy Santa Christmas Card

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Cute Funny Illustrated Pigs In Blankets Christmas Card

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Cheeky Funny Illustrated You And Your Fantastic Bum Christmas Card

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All That S**t Rude Illustrated Scribbler Christmas Card 

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Fancy You Snowman Rude Scribbler Christmas Card 

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Knot This S**t Again Rude Illustrated Scribbler Card 

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Merry Christmas Middle Finger Illustrated Scribbler Brother Card 

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two cats in Santa hats among a Christmas scene with presents under the Christmas tree and a wrapped-up fish sitting in front of them on a blue background with colourful playful typography. Text reads: "Christmas fishes!" "Quick, open it!... The suspense is killing me!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Christmas Fishes Funny Cat Illustrated Scribbler Card 

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a present wrapped in a bow with a smiley face & polka dots on it with bold green and black typography above and below on a white background. Text reads: "Merry Christmas Son! Hope you like the present you told us to buy!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Merry Christmas Funny Present Illustrated Scribbler Son Card 

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One I Love Cute Christmas Pudding Illustrated Scribbler Card 

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Tiny Prancer Humourous Reindeer Illustrated Scribbler Christmas Card 

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Humourous Christmas Pie Chart Illustrated Scribbler Sibling Card 

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of Santa naked holding a present to cover his modesty on a green background with snow and white bold typography at the bottom of the card. Text reads: "Santa has a special package for you!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Special Package For You Naked Santa Illustrated Scribbler Christmas Card 

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Present Illustrated Cheeky Christmas Girlfriend Card 

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Jingle Your Balls Bauble Illustrated Scribbler Boyfriend Christmas Card 

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Merry Christmas Rude Typography Scribbler Brother Card 

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Cracking Christmas Cheeky Santa Bottom Illustrated Scribbler Card 

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Youre My Favourite Cheeky Typography Scribbler Christmas Card 

Front of card: This humorous Christmas card features a cartoon-style illustration of Santa’s backside with a Christmas cracker placed suggestively, accompanied by the bold text “Have a Cracking Christmas” on a bright green background. Text reads: "Have a Cracking Christmas." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Have A Cracking Christmas Illustrated Bum Christmas Card

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Scribbler He Sees You When You’re Drinking Retro Santa Illustration Christmas Card

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Scribbler I Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Disappointing As My Sibling Typographic Christmas Card

Front of card: This humorous Christmas card features three dancing Santas in cowboy hats and boots performing a “ho-ho-ho down” on a light blue background with a playful caption underneath. Text reads: "A Ho-Ho-Ho Down." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler A Ho Ho Ho Down Illustrated Santa Cowboys Christmas Card

Front of card: This humorous greeting card features bold white text on a vibrant red background, delivering a cheeky message about snoring with a festive twist inspired by the classic “He sees you when you’re sleeping” lyric. Text reads: "He sees you when you’re sleeping... And said you snore really fucking loudly." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler He Sees You When You're Sleep Typographic Christmas Card

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Scribbler No Sprout About It Merry Christmas Parents Card

Front of card: This humorous Christmas card depicts a comical twist on the Nativity scene, where the Three Wise Men are joined by Frankenstein instead of the correct gifts, with speech bubbles reading “We said frankincense” and “Am I still getting paid?” adding to the absurdity of the mix-up. Text reads: "We said frankincense. Oh. Am I still getting paid?" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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A humorous and fun Christmas mug featuring a cartoon illustration of two elves making snow angels with a heart between them, there is snowfall in the background. There are two photo upload areas as the faces of the elves. Text reads: "Have 'yours-elf' a very merry Christmas."

Have Yours-Elf A Very Merry Christmas Photo Upload Mug

So When Is Old Enough To Know Better Meant To Kick In Photo Upload Mug

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