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Front of card:
Featuring a picture of 2 dolls sitting on a sofa holding bottles of wine, getting drunk, with Christmas decorations in the background.

Text reads:
"A fun Christmas tradition was getting totally sh*t balls drunk before lunch."

Back of card:
Bold & Bright logo.

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