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Mr. Consistent Margarita Mixer is their best-selling and award winning Platinum Medal Margarita Mix as recognised by Sip Awards! The cocktail that everyone knows and loves! Everyone has a story with a margarita, and a particular way of serving or drinking it. Whether it be on the rocks, or shaken and strained; this refreshingly zingy, citrus bomb of a cocktail has made its name as the party starter.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Sugar, Organic Agave Nectar, Orange Blossom Water (303), Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lemon Oil, Green Mandarine Oil

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