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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

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