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The Pina Colada cocktail mixer by Mr. Consistent has been carefully crafted and brings the vibes of all things tropical and good times with friends by the ocean!
 Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Pineapple Juice [Pineapple Juice, Antioxidant (ascorbic Acid)], Sugar, Lime Juice, Filtered Water, Coconut Water, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Natural Flavours, Preservative (202).

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Mr. Consistent Pina Colada Cocktail Mixer

Share the love with a jar of Sweet Dreams Confectionery Co. Gummy Sweets! Packed with soft, chewy heart gummies in fruity flavours, it&rsquo;s the sweetest way to show someone you care. Whether you&rsquo;re treating your Valentine, Galentine, or yourself (we won&rsquo;t judge!), this colourful jar of joy is perfect for adding a little extra love to the day. Pop the lid, dive in, and let the sweet romance begin!
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Additional Information 300g

Sweets

Sweet Hearts Dreams Sweets 300g

This Strawberry Daiquiri Mixer is the perfect gift to sweeten their day. Just add rum, ice, and a cheeky garnish &ndash; et voil&agrave;, bar-worthy daiquiris from the comfort of their sofa. It&rsquo;s like summer in a glass, guaranteed to shake up any occasion. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Raw Sugar, Strawberry Puree [Strawberry Puree, Ascorbic Acid (300)], White Sugar, Balsamic Vinegar [Wine Vinegar, Concentrated Grape Must, Cooked Grape Must], Lime Oil. Contains Sulphites

Mr. Consistent Strawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mixer

Looking for the perfect Valentine&rsquo;s Day gift? This gourmet hamper is bursting with love and sweet surprises! From indulgent Chocolatier Pimm&rsquo;s Liqueur Truffles to adorable heart-shaped Sweet Dreams Gummies, it&rsquo;s a mix of classic treats and unique delights. Beautifully wrapped and ready to impress, it&rsquo;s a gift they&rsquo;ll adore &ndash; and one you&rsquo;ll love giving.
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Additional Information Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Jar - Strawberry Fields Forever 360g. Brimming with juicy, strawberry-flavoured gummy sweets. Perfect for sharing, these delightful sweets are sure to bring a smile with every bite. Jens Traditional Biscuits Melting Moments 300g Indulge in these classic Melting Moments from Jens, buttery soft biscuits filled with creamy vanilla frosting that dissolve blissfully in your mouth. Gingerbread Folk Mini Blossoms 70g Gingerbread Folk Mini Blossoms are delightful bite-sized gingerbread cookies, beautifully crafted with a hint of spice and natural flavours, perfect for sharing or gifting.
Danny&rsquo;s Toffee Thins Peanut with Sea Salt 140g Fresh Peanuts, a dab of butter all roasted to Danny&rsquo;s secret recipe to create a naturally full-flavoured toffee thin.
Coffee Dunkers Apple Blackcurrant 150g Perfectly crafted for dipping, these Coffee Dunkers blend the tangy tastes of apple and blackcurrant with a crunchy biscuit texture, enhancing your coffee experience.
Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Bag - Sweet Hearts 210g Sweet, fruity-flavoured gummy sweets shaped like hearts, making them the perfect, chewy treat to share with your loved one.
Chocolatier 6 Pack Hearts Red 45g A charming collection of six red heart-shaped chocolates, each one crafted with fine ingredients for a melt-in-your-mouth experience.
Sovereign Hill Confec. Raspberry Drops 175g Old-fashioned raspberry drops from Sovereign Hill, capturing the nostalgic taste of sweet, tangy raspberry in delightful hard candies.
Premium Hamper Box with Gold Ribbon Presented in an elegant French Blue Gourmet Hamper Box, adorned with a gold ribbon for a touch of luxury.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure your selection arrives in impeccable condition.

Hampers

Made With Love Hamper

This Espresso Martini Mixer and chocolate fudge biscuits bundle is perfect for cosy nights and sweet moments. A treat they&rsquo;ll love&mdash;and maybe even share!
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Additional Information
The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)
The Chocolate Fudge Button Bikkies are dark chocolate cookies with oats, coconut and dark fudgy chocolate chips throughout. The perfect bite-sized bikkie by Charlie&rsquo;s Fine Food Co.
Ingredients: Wheat Flour [Vitamins (Thiamin, Folate)], Unsalted Butter (Milk), Dark Couverture Chocolate [Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin)], Caster Sugar, Golden Syrup, Rolled Oats, Egg, Cocoa Powder, Coconut, Baking Powder and Salt. Contains Gluten (from Wheat), Milk, Egg and Soy. May contain traces of Peanuts, Sesame, Sulphites and Tree Nuts.

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Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Chocolate Fudge Button Bikkies

Got a savoury snack lover in your life? The Savoury Selection Gourmet Hamper is packed with delicious nibbles perfect for any occasion&mdash;whether it&rsquo;s a cosy night in or a fancy get-together. Think crunchy Artisan Crackers with Cheese, rich and flavourful Red Capsicum Tapenade, and the moreish goodness of Kangaroo Island Mediterranean Olives. Every bite is a treat, making this the ultimate gift for anyone who loves a top-tier savoury spread!
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Additional Information Valley Produce Co Mini Artisan Crackers with Cheese 110g Delicate and crispy, these artisan crackers are infused with real cheese, offering a rich flavour that pairs beautifully with any dip or relish.
Valley Produce Co Ploughman&rsquo;s Relish 270g A traditional, hearty relish that combines chunks of vegetables and spices, perfect for complementing cheeses or as a robust spread on sandwiches.
Valley Produce Co Bagel Toast Original 100g Crisp and lightly toasted, these bagel chips are the ideal base for spreads and cheeses, adding a satisfying crunch to your snack platter.
Valley Produce Co Fruit Pyramid - Fig &amp; Almond 75g A delightful combination of dried figs and almonds, forming a sweet and nutty treat that complements cheeses and cold meats perfectly.
Kangaroo Island Olives Mediterranean 185g Premium olives marinated in a blend of herbs and spices, capturing the essence of the Mediterranean with every bite.
Valley Produce Co Luxury Nuts Roasted Peanuts 100g These perfectly roasted peanuts are lightly salted to enhance their natural flavour, making them a classic and addictive snack.
The Regimental Condiment Co &lsquo;G For George&rsquo; Red Capsicum &amp; Tapenade 110g A rich and flavourful tapenade made from red capsicum, perfect for spreading on crackers or as a unique addition to gourmet dishes.
Valley Produce Co Crackerthins - Original 100g Ultra-thin and crispy, these crackers are subtly flavoured to complement a wide range of cheeses and toppings without overpowering them.
Nutworks Roast Salt Nut in Shell Macadamias SUP 200g Savour the natural richness of macadamias, roasted and lightly salted to highlight their creamy texture and delicate taste.
Premium Hamper Box with Gold Ribbon All these savoury delights are elegantly packed in a Premium Hamper Box, finished with a gold ribbon, making it a sophisticated and thoughtful gift.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

Savoury Selections Hamper

Rude Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a foot on a teal background. Text reads:
 "Thanks for keeping my abnormally cold feet warm I don't know what they'd do without you!". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

Thanks For Keeping My Abnormally Cold Feet Warm Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops I Love Every Bone In Your Body Card

You Are Fab Can I lick You All Over Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Handwritten typography with a photo frame surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "Loved you yesterday love you still always have always will". Back of card: Sea & Tea logo

Handwritten Typography With A Photo Frame Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bedroom pillows and snoring Zzz with hand lettering on dark blue background Card reads: "Love conquers all, even snoring". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Valentines Snoring Illustrated Pillows Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card

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 <li>Love You Heart Photo Upload Mug</li>
 <li>Design your own mug with photos and a Love You heart</li>
 <li>Dishwasher and microwave safe</li>
 </ul>

Ceramic Mug

Love You Heart Grey Photo Upload Mug

Front of card: Illustration of two bears sitting on the moon surrounded by stars. Text reads: "Jack love you to the moon and back". 'Jack' can be personalised! Back of card: Love Lucy Illustration logo

Illustration Of Two Bears Sitting On The Moon Surrounded By Stars Card

Illustrated To My Significant Otter Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

I Have A Kiss Waiting For You Card

<ul>
 <li>Love You Photo Upload Mug</li>
 <li>Design your own mug with a photo collage and a Love You paper tag design</li>
 <li>Dishwasher and microwave safe</li>
 </ul>

Love You Photo Upload Mug

Front of card: Featuring a pencil sketch of Beauty and The Beast. Text reads:
 "Rosie, being with you is like a fairytale". 'Rosie,' can be personalised!
 Back of card: Disney Princess logo

Disney Beauty And The Beast Being With You Is Like A Fairytale Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

Speeding Ticket Funny Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Speeding Ticket Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

You Tickle My Pickle Valentine's Day Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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