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This shaker is the MVP of cocktail shakers; looks the part and super easy to use! It's a beautiful rose gold colour, and has a built in strainer in the top of the lid; meaning no mess and no fuss!
Included is a cocktail jigger to get the perfect measure of Mr. Consistent. Never go wrong with this easy to read rose gold jigger.
Add this baby to your order, impress your friends with your cocktail shaker game, and execute the perfect Mr. Consistent cocktails at home!
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Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
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Back of card: 
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Front of card: Featuring lettering on a peg board. Text reads:
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To The One I Want To Annoy For The Rest Of My Life Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

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You Make My Willy Go Big Card

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Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bedroom pillows and snoring Zzz with hand lettering on dark blue background Card reads: "Love conquers all, even snoring". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Valentines Snoring Illustrated Pillows Love Card

Beautiful Smile Funny Rude Vintage Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Kate Smith Co. is here to make you smile. We want to help you find your happy — and inspire you to share your happy with others. Because we believe that the simple act of making another human smile has ripple effects. And when people think about each other more, the world becomes a happier place — one cheesy pun, one silly doodle, one greeting card at a time. Front of card: Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card, feautures two slices of toast characters holding hands. No need to fly in the fancy bubbly when you can give a much cuter toast to your favorite human with this adorable Valentine's Day card. Text reads: "A little Valentine's toast to us". Back of card: Kate Smith Co. logo with tagline "Making humans smile"

Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Funny She Remembered To Turn On The Dishwasher Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

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I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
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Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

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Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

Valentine's Cards Are Full Of Rude Innuendos But I Still Want To Give You One Card

Large Chopper Funny Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Large Chopper Funny Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

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