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Mr. Consistent Lychee Martini Cocktail Mixer tastes like summer, feels like a day surrounded by all your besties, and looks boujie AF in that glass! Showcasing the tropical sweetness of the Lychee - with its delicately floral character that draws flavour comparisons with ripe pears - our Lychee Martini is light and fresh and elegantly balanced with the subtle tartness of green apple and the tang of lemon.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Lemon Juice [Lemon Juice, Preservative (202)], Cloudy Apple Juice [Apple Juice 99%, Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid)], Sugar, Lychee Flavour (0.04%)

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Mr. Consistent Lychee Martini Cocktail Mixer

The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

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