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The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

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Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

Treat someone special to a little everyday luxury with this Shelly Beach Shower Steamer Gift Box. Packed with six refreshing steamers, it&rsquo;s like bringing the calming scent of the ocean right into their bathroom. Perfect for anyone who deserves a bit of pampering, these steamers melt away stress and transform any shower into a relaxing, spa-like experience. Thoughtfully packaged and ready to gift, it&rsquo;s the perfect way to show you care while giving them a blissful break!
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Additional Information Made with pure essential oils. 3 x 80g Shells, 3x 50g Starfish. Box SizeL 27cm x 20cm x 3cm
Scents include: - Hibiscus - Sea Salt &amp; Lime - Ocean Breeze - Lemon Verbena - Mango &amp; Coconut - Citrus Splash

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Shower Steamer Gift Box by Annabel Trends

Know someone who&rsquo;s always on-the-go? The ""Booked and Busy"" KeepCup gift set &ndash; complete with a reusable Brew Cork cup for hot drinks and then switch to the Longplay Cold Cup for refreshing chilled beverages &ndash; is perfect for keeping them caffeinated, eco-friendly, and smiling!
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Additional Information Contains: 1 x L 16oz/454ml Cold Cup Longplay | 1 x M 12oz/340ml Brew Cork
Care: Handwash Brew Cork. Longplay is dishwasher safe, however acids and oils from dishwasher from dishwasher may cloud the clear plastic so handwash is recommended; fully disassemble Longplay products to prevent moisture build up between sleeve and glass.
Materials: Cork: Tempered glass cup, cork band, PP alloy sipper lid and LDPE plug. Longplay: tempered glass cup, silicone band and gasket, co-polyester sleeve, straw lid and straw.

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KeepCup Frappe Gift Set

Share the love with a jar of Sweet Dreams Confectionery Co. Gummy Sweets! Packed with soft, chewy heart gummies in fruity flavours, it&rsquo;s the sweetest way to show someone you care. Whether you&rsquo;re treating your Valentine, Galentine, or yourself (we won&rsquo;t judge!), this colourful jar of joy is perfect for adding a little extra love to the day. Pop the lid, dive in, and let the sweet romance begin!
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Additional Information 300g

Sweets

Sweet Hearts Dreams Sweets 300g

Looking for a gift that says, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re beary special&rdquo;? This Teddy Bear by GUND is the perfect pick! Soft, snuggly, and oh-so-adorable, he&rsquo;s ready to bring big smiles and cosy hugs to someone you love.
Additional Infomation Suitable from 12 months+ 38cm x 20cm x 14cm

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This Strawberry Daiquiri Mixer is the perfect gift to sweeten their day. Just add rum, ice, and a cheeky garnish &ndash; et voil&agrave;, bar-worthy daiquiris from the comfort of their sofa. It&rsquo;s like summer in a glass, guaranteed to shake up any occasion. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Raw Sugar, Strawberry Puree [Strawberry Puree, Ascorbic Acid (300)], White Sugar, Balsamic Vinegar [Wine Vinegar, Concentrated Grape Must, Cooked Grape Must], Lime Oil. Contains Sulphites

Mr. Consistent Strawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mixer

Looking for the perfect Valentine&rsquo;s Day gift? This gourmet hamper is bursting with love and sweet surprises! From indulgent Chocolatier Pimm&rsquo;s Liqueur Truffles to adorable heart-shaped Sweet Dreams Gummies, it&rsquo;s a mix of classic treats and unique delights. Beautifully wrapped and ready to impress, it&rsquo;s a gift they&rsquo;ll adore &ndash; and one you&rsquo;ll love giving.
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Additional Information Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Jar - Strawberry Fields Forever 360g. Brimming with juicy, strawberry-flavoured gummy sweets. Perfect for sharing, these delightful sweets are sure to bring a smile with every bite. Jens Traditional Biscuits Melting Moments 300g Indulge in these classic Melting Moments from Jens, buttery soft biscuits filled with creamy vanilla frosting that dissolve blissfully in your mouth. Gingerbread Folk Mini Blossoms 70g Gingerbread Folk Mini Blossoms are delightful bite-sized gingerbread cookies, beautifully crafted with a hint of spice and natural flavours, perfect for sharing or gifting.
Danny&rsquo;s Toffee Thins Peanut with Sea Salt 140g Fresh Peanuts, a dab of butter all roasted to Danny&rsquo;s secret recipe to create a naturally full-flavoured toffee thin.
Coffee Dunkers Apple Blackcurrant 150g Perfectly crafted for dipping, these Coffee Dunkers blend the tangy tastes of apple and blackcurrant with a crunchy biscuit texture, enhancing your coffee experience.
Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Bag - Sweet Hearts 210g Sweet, fruity-flavoured gummy sweets shaped like hearts, making them the perfect, chewy treat to share with your loved one.
Chocolatier 6 Pack Hearts Red 45g A charming collection of six red heart-shaped chocolates, each one crafted with fine ingredients for a melt-in-your-mouth experience.
Sovereign Hill Confec. Raspberry Drops 175g Old-fashioned raspberry drops from Sovereign Hill, capturing the nostalgic taste of sweet, tangy raspberry in delightful hard candies.
Premium Hamper Box with Gold Ribbon Presented in an elegant French Blue Gourmet Hamper Box, adorned with a gold ribbon for a touch of luxury.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure your selection arrives in impeccable condition.

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Made With Love Hamper

Unleash their inner artist with the Paint Like Frida Paint By Numbers Kit! Perfect for beginners and seasoned painters alike, this kit makes creating a masterpiece easier than ever. With a beautifully designed outline, numbered colour guide, and all the paints you&rsquo;ll need, they can bring their canvas to life one brushstroke at a time. Whether it&rsquo;s a relaxing hobby or a thoughtful gift, this kit is your ticket to a fun and creative escape. Ready to paint like a pro?
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Additional Information Framed Canvas 20 x 25cm 14 Extra Large Paint Pots 5 Paint Brushes

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This Espresso Martini Mixer and chocolate fudge biscuits bundle is perfect for cosy nights and sweet moments. A treat they&rsquo;ll love&mdash;and maybe even share!
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The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)
The Chocolate Fudge Button Bikkies are dark chocolate cookies with oats, coconut and dark fudgy chocolate chips throughout. The perfect bite-sized bikkie by Charlie&rsquo;s Fine Food Co.
Ingredients: Wheat Flour [Vitamins (Thiamin, Folate)], Unsalted Butter (Milk), Dark Couverture Chocolate [Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin)], Caster Sugar, Golden Syrup, Rolled Oats, Egg, Cocoa Powder, Coconut, Baking Powder and Salt. Contains Gluten (from Wheat), Milk, Egg and Soy. May contain traces of Peanuts, Sesame, Sulphites and Tree Nuts.

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Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Chocolate Fudge Button Bikkies

Want to spoil someone special? The Treat Her Gourmet Hamper is packed with sweet and savoury delights she&rsquo;ll love! From the juicy burst of Sweet Dreams Strawberry Fields Gummy Sweets to the zesty Peachy Sweet Pomegranate &amp; Lemon Dressing, every bite is a little moment of joy. A gorgeous gift for someone who deserves a treat (or just loves the finer things in life!).
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Additional Information Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Jar - Strawberry Fields Forever 360g Explore the lushness of strawberry flavours with these delightful gummy sweets. A jar filled with soft, chewy treats that capture the essence of strawberry fields.
Kangaroo Island Honey Popcorn 80g A sweSavet treat of popcorn glazed with pure Kangaroo Island honey, offering a crisp, sweet snack that's perfect for indulging at any time of the day.
The Cocoa Emporium Caramelised Cashew Brittle 140g Rich, buttery brittle combined with the crunchy texture of caramelised cashews. A heavenly blend that&rsquo;s both smooth and satisfying.
Valley Produce Co Gumnut Blossom Shortbread Tube 180g Delicate shortbread biscuits infused with the subtle floral notes of gumnut blossom. Crafted for a light, buttery melt-in-your-mouth experience.
Danny's Toffee Thins - Peanut &amp; Sea Salt 140g Thin, crunchy toffee pieces interspersed with peanuts and a hint of sea salt, creating a perfect balance of sweet and salty.
Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Bag - Pineapple Vibes 210g Tropical pineapple flavoured gummy sweets that bring a refreshing zing. Ideal for a fruity, chewy snack to brighten the day.
Peachy Sweet Pomegranate &amp; Lemon Dressing 250ml A zesty dressing combining pomegranate and lemon, perfect for adding a tangy twist to salads or as a vibrant drizzle over cooked meats.
Sovereign Hill Confectionery Raspberry Drops 175g Experience the nostalgic pleasure of old-fashioned raspberry drops. Hard candies that burst with the tangy sweetness of raspberries.
Premium Hamper Box with Gold Ribbon These delightful gourmet selections are beautifully presented in a Premium Hamper Box, tied with a gold ribbon, making it an elegant and thoughtful gift.
Insulated Shipper Box Packaged in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to bring joy and gourmet flair to her day.

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Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

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Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

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Typographical Funny Good Looking Clever You Remind Me A Lot Of Me Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of a male and female doll sat at a table eating Tacos Text reads: "It's OK if you fall apart sometimes so do Tacos and they're still fucking delicious"> Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

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Front of card: 'Same time next year?' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant yellow background. Text reads: "Got you a Valentine's card (same time next year? lovely.)". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

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Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Front of Card: 
Hand drawn image of a persons bottom half with the underwear blurred out and red underwear on the floor. 
The card reads: "Georgie, I fancy the pants off you". 
"georgie" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Pilgrim, Cuckoo logo.

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Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

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Vintage Diving Board Couple Photo Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Objectables Funny Leaving Card

So Happy You Are Leaving
Now More People Can Find Out How Amazing You Are

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Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickles on a pink background. Text reads: "You tickle my pickle". Back of card: UKG logo

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